The Urban Dictionary defines “Fattitude” thus:
The loud, boisterous, obnoxious arrogance often displayed by large and/or obese women.
How very unfortunate. Because that is not what I mean. At. All.
Well, here we are: my blog, my rules (I knew there was a reason I liked blogging). ‘Round these parts, this is what Fattitude means:
Fattitude is not exercising because you’re too tired. We all know it doesn’t work that way, right? Right?!?!
Fattitude is wearing oversized clothes, as though they are capable of hiding something. If you’re shirt touches your stomach, people will be able to see that you’re fat.
Fattitude is hiding at home, rather than risk judgement. Psst! Nobody’s judging you. Really.
Fattitude is planning and planning and planning instead of taking life by the balls and just DOING IT.
Fattitude is seeing weightloss as a short term goal, instead of a lifestyle. Treat it like it’s short term, and that’s exactly what it will be.
Fattitude is the baggage that stops me from hitting “Publish”. What will people think?
Some days, I just get mired in fattitude.
But not today.
What does fattitude mean to you?